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I'm 60???

What happened? Yesterday  I was 27. I look back on 42 years on radio and cringe, there is a saying in our business:  “Old Jocks ...... (Read Entire Blog Entry)

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Aug 19, 2010 Category: Heroes
Connie has gone to be with "Our Father" but she left behind many of us who will truly miss Her. Connie organized fund drives for Pat's Kids and shared Her enthusiasm with everyone she meet. I only wish I would have known Her better. She was a Southern Illinois Hero to many. I for 1 (and I am not alone) will miss Her. My Prayers go out to Her Family, there is really no need to pray for Connie because she is at home with Jesus and Heaven is lucky to have Her. I hope the Angels have deep pockets because I know she will hit them up for a donation [More]
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Aug 10, 2010 Category: People
Linda, Baylee, Jackson and Me! [More]
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Jul 31, 2010 Category: People
Linda's Dog Tabitha passed away Saturday Morning. [More]
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Jul 31, 2010 Category: People
Please Welcome to the world Jackson Patrick Benton [More]
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Jul 1, 2010 Category: Hot Deals
 have 2 office spaces available in our P&L Medical Bld on RT 148. Offices include all utilities and internet. If you need an office in a high traffic area call Linda Benton 942 7300 or Email pat@patbenton.com [More]
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May 27, 2010 Category: Hot Deals
Before   you read to the end, does anybody know what the main ingredient  of WD-40  is?  Don't lie and don't cheat.  WD-40.   Who knew; I  had a neighbor who bought a new pickup.   I got up very early one  Sunday morning and saw that  someone had spray painted red all around the  sides of this beige  truck (for some unknown reason).  I went over,  woke him up,  and told him the bad news.  He was very upset and was   trying to figure out what to do.... probably nothing until  Monday morning,  since nothing was open.  Another neighbor  came out and told him to  get his WD-40 and clean it off.   It removed the unwanted paint  beautifully and did not harm  his paint job that was on the truck.   I'm impressed!   WD-40  who knew?  'Water Displacement #40'. The  product began from a search  for a rust preventative solvent and  degreaser to protect missile  parts.  WD-40 was created in  1953 by three technicians at the San  Diego Rocket Chemical  Company.  Its name comes from the project that  was to find  a 'water displacement' compound..  They were successful   with the fortieth formulation, thus WD-40.  The Convair  Company  bought it in bulk to protect their atlas missile parts.  Ken  East (one of the original founders) says there is nothing in  WD-40 that  would hurt you...  When you read the 'shower  door' part, try  it.  It's the first thing that has ever  cleaned that spotty shower  door.  If yours is plastic, it  works just as well as glass.   It's a miracle!  Then  try it on your stove top ...  Viola!   It's now shinier  than it's ever been.  You'll be amazed.    
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